Women vs. Men
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge I asked, after folding items
the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused
to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal
evil thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand
how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper
thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of
a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It
is essential that husbands and wives know the things that
are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can
you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned
over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Its
Pillsbury isn't it?" The rest of the story gets rather
ugly so I'll stop right here.
WIFE VS HUSBAND!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"
the wife replied, "in-laws."
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men ..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should
do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to
wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You
are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it,
and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No,
you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the
man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't
believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and
opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS"
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